smoqueen:

dilfgmancoolatta:

Favorite tweet of all time

garaks-padded-bra:

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

henk-heijmans:

The moment baby trout leaps from the water to catch flies buzzing overhead, 2008 - by Kim Taylor, Canadian

firefox-official:

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jokesarefunny:

firefox-official:

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yesthatgino:

firefox-official:

risenempire-deactivated20210506:

firefox-official:

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

They are both the same color

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They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

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Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

pastabot:

wtf i just saw slender man looking through my fridge farting his ass off real loud

What the fuck is with the sudden influx of hardcore Christian’s on this website? I swear to god this wasn’t such a prevalent issue years ago

energyprison:

the end-of-ad hump is so enormously important to me. i would do anything for it

meowlgbt:

mzcain27:

I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part